I welcome Debian 9.0 Zurg!
Thanks to Phoronix and to Wikipedia editor at 22.214.171.124 and 126.96.36.199 for their high quality fact checking.
No, its absolutely true. I swear. My sources are absolutely trustworthy.
It’s a bit rude of you to just post their ip’s. I’d recommend removing that from your post. It’s not like they hacked anyone or caused damage.
All they caused is laughing at Phoronix.
IPs of anonymous Wikipedia editors are public in the page’s edit history. I don’t see how it’s rude to repost that public information here.
If they didn’t want their (likely dynamic) IP posted, they should’ve taken the fifteen seconds to register at Wikipedia. :)